REASONING IS HARD

     The wife went out and bought a gift for the husband that she thought he would use as a third anniversary present.  
     "Honey, here is our anniversery gift," the wife said happily.
     After the husband opens the gift, "Thanks, these are nice pajamas you bought for our anniversary," throwing the paper on the ground.
     "Are you sure you like them?"
     "Yes. They're great."
     The husband puts on the pajamas and goes to sleep on the couch. In five minutes the husband is fast asleep. That was until the wife became outraged with thoughts that the husband takes the marriage for granted. Suddenly the wife storms off. After a few hours of sleeping, the husband wakes up. He sits up on the couch and sees his wife stomping around and throwing a silent fit. He realized she was upset so he goes and comforts her.
     "Hun, what is wrong," the husband asked in a comforting tone 
     The wife responded angrily, "Its our anniversary and you did not even buy me a card. You do not care about me."
     The husband calmly responded, "Well you bought a gift that symbolized our anniversary and anything I could have gotten would not be as important as your gift for our anniversary."
     "What do you mean A@@H@l3?"
     "You bought a pair of pajamas for me to symbolize our anniversary, so I went to sleep for both of us because I love you."
     Two weeks later the wife wanted a divorce.